Seriously. This guy must be stopped.
Anyone remember this...?
Exactly. No one cared about him when he was Cedric. And therein lies my problem.
Listen. I've got no problem with my wife being attracted to other men. I get it. Unless it's Robert Pattinson. This guy, in less that one year, went from dorky Cedric Diggory to Edward Cullen...sexiest man alive. Why? Because he played a vampire. Gilbert Gottfried could play a vampire and wind up a sex kitten the next day.
Now, I know what you're saying. And you're right. I'm totally jealous. But you've got to admit, the numbers just don't add up. He's a normal looking dude in an incredibly romantic role. It's the romance that girls dig. Rob is just another guy. Maybe I should have "I am Robert Pattinson" shirts made up. That's what I'll do. And start a club....nay....a coalition against our long toothed nemesis. Husbands unite!
-Trav
(Interesting side note: Just as I began typing this post, I got a bloody nose. Dang. This guy can even kick my ass from England)
6 comments:
I only have eyes for you hunny bunny! Besides, you know how much I hate blood.
wifey
I am guilty as sin to loving Rob/Edward but if loving him is wrong i don't want to be right. If you make a "Im ROb Pattinson's girlfriend" i think that would sell better. I'll buy one! ANd i know a good screen printer. Let's make it happen.
dude.. I'll join your coalition... maybe its me.. but he isnt that goodlooking of a dude... i mean I am way hotter than he is. :)
I think you're right Jess. Actually, I'd wear one also. Talk to your people...
Adam - it's true. you're way hotter. but i'd feel bad about printing "I am Adam Owens' girlfriend" t-shirts. Well...I wouldn't feel that bad...cause I'd be wearing one.
Cheryl would never take that freak over me! Still though, I hate that guy...
Robert Pattinson is ricockulous.
Team Schmidty all the way.
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