If there's one thing I won't let this blog get, it's too sissy. I don't know about you, but me...I'm a man's man, and all this talk about recipes and arts and crafts and doilies and stuff is making me sick. So I'm about to get all Dwight Schrute on your asses and start a "how to" series on skinning. Cause the fact of the matter is, anyone can skin a cat or a deer or a wildebeest. But what if you need to skin a butterfly or a baby giraffe* or something. Then what?
Exactly.
So friends, let me finish with this. What my wife is to cooking and creativity and crafts - I am to testosterone. There's no reason why I shouldn't fill you fools in on my skinning skills. So while Jenn is giving you tips on cooking, I'll be giving you tips on how to skin what your wives will be cooking.
Booyah.
-Trav
*for some reason, there are currently no guides on skinning baby giraffes. once again, my insight and foresight and hindsight are ahead of the pack, which means that i will have to write another "how to" manual.
5 comments:
I've always wanted to learn how to skin baby giraffes! I've just been eating them with the skin on and the hair always gets stuck in my teeth.
This guy knows what I'm talking about.
So, is the first lesson going to be how to skin Pita bread?
(deep inhale) you smell that.. I said YOU SMELL THAT!!!! Testosterone.. thats what I am talkin about.
are you having actual demostration for the skinny of exotic animals.. maybe put a youtube video up or something.
haha, good to see you writting again trav! you both always crack me up, maybe that's not to high of a bar but still.
Nice try dude...
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